Food & Drink, Miscellaneous

Super Terrific American Thing: Bacon Condoms



Sorry, Japan, but only real ‘Muricans – or as one of our regular commenters would say, USAlunders – could have come up with this variation on imitation pork suitable for porking. For when you want sex that truly isn’t kosher, it’s a prophylactic that looks and tastes like processed pig product, though whether you wish to squeal like one during usage is entirely optional. Tossing the old pigskin around henceforth will not necessarily have an innocent, sports-related meaning.

This is not an April Fool’s – I saw it prior to the weekend but hadn’t gotten around to posting yet. And already they’re sold out and wait-listed.

via Kissing Suzy Kolber

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist