Ewok Sushi – The Right to (Teddy) Bear Rice
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Before the prequels, I remember a day when it was woefully uncool to ever admit any kind of fun feelings for the Ewoks, who were considered blatant marketing to kids without consideration for the story.
Then George Lucas and his kids invented the Gungans, and nobody was able to hold a grudge against any previous race after that.
Still, one thing grates: for all their cuteness, everyone seems to forget that the Ewoks initially tried to eat people. It’s time for payback, you “oopa-noopa” talkin’ beary bitches. And sushi seems like the best way to do it. Our congratulations to LydMc for figuring out a way to make the adorable Endorians edible as cute li’l rice balls.
If I were Bostonian, I’d suggest that they must taste Wicket good.
About The Author
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist