Nerdery, Tech

Get Really Intimate With Iron Man

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If I were to tell you that this were an Iron Man-themed soap bar, you probably wouldn’t give it much of a second thought. Oh yeah, identifiable basic sculpt, whatever…

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It is not a bar of soap. But it does touch dirty body parts, if you get my drift. And it’s not the only one in its series.

(Click onward at your own risk…)

Behold “the Amazing Web-Shooter”!

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…and the, uh, Batarang dick:

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There’s a Hulk one too, but since it doesn’t get bigger as you get more agitated, it seems like less of a deal, really.

Each dildo here is part of Doc Johnson’s Super-Hung Heroes line “to save you from boring bedroom play.”

The upside of this? Apparently enough people believe nerds get laid nowadays that there’s a market for these.

The downside is that there’s a market for these.

h/t Laraneia

About Author

Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist