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Hang the Grinch’s Nutsack From Your Christmas Tree



Yes, show your support for testicular cancer research by hanging this little trophy from your holiday foliage. The official description reads, “Of course they’re shrivelled, the poor fellas only get one day off a year.” But I suspect the Mean One married Cindy Lou once she was legal, and she took a fierce revenge.

Seussian castration not your thing? How about demasculinizing Rudolph worse than any pointing and calling of names could ever do? Or playing with some REAL snowballs? Don’t even ask what’s in Santa’s sack.

I’ve always liked hanging colored balls, but this just puts a dark spin on that notion.

You can thank our old pal Senhor Testiculo for this particular tip.

About Author

Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist