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The Weekend Hangover: Facehugger Bong, Dollar Sex Toys, DC Cheaps out While Joe Dante Begs, More


Some of the best reader submissions from the Weekend Open Thread.

It’s a Patrick Swayze Christmas! (SlyDante777)

-Lego Blues Brothers car chase (rkwsuperstar).

-Joe Dante needs your help to make his Anton Yelchin zombie love story (SlyDante777)

Also: get your ass in the game!

And: Captain Picard’s Christmas song!

Dredd with puppets (rkwsuperstar).

Sex toys from Dollar Store items give cheap thrills (Timely-Tardis-Lego)

-They’ve barely started a cinematic universe, and already DC is looking to cheap out (SlyDante777).

And: a Tumblr dedicated to making every Bob’s Burgers creation for real.

And: Home Alone with puppies.

And: where do game characters go when they die? They don’t go to heaven where the angels fly.

Theremin and back again (RegularStormy)

And: Super Metroid hand-drawn animation!

And: a Banner figure from Hot Toys.

Christmas dinner in a can…or scooped out of THE can? (SlyDante777)

And: soap shaped like Nintendo cartridges. Just don’t drop it.

Mind control to major toy…take your headgear and then place it on a boy (rkwsuperstar).

Star Trek 3 may have slightly less 9/11 conspiracy subtext now (SpeedRacer20).

-For those of you with “yellow fever”: Marge Simpson on Project Runway (James.k.Polk).

And: When NASA met Cthulhu.

-If you’ve seen Pinocchio, you should already know how well crickets can sing (Dr.Gonzo82).

And: Ten year-old Bruce Wayne is coming to TV.

-Muppets vs. Gordon Ramsay (James.k.Polk).

…and the Miz.

Rob Bricken, voice actor (Timely-Tardis-Lego).

Facehugger bong, probably forgets to lay a chestburster if you’re lucky (RegularStormy).

Racism in Alabama? That’s unpossible (SlyDante777)

-Will the Game of Thrones video game take forever to download, and show you wieners in the meantime? (Dr.Gonzo82)

And: Tales From the Borderlands

-The Penis Analyzer (Timely-Tardis-Lego)

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-The music of GTA V concert (RegularStormy).

-Choo Choo Power Rangers! (SlyDante777)

About Author

Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist