For Whatever It’s Worth, Here’s a “New” Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer


Not a lot of it is actually new – it begins with the same narration, ends with the same gag, and leaves me with the same utter indifference and desire to pretend it does not exist. But you do get closeups of all the turtles, scenes of skateboarding, and a shadowy look at Shredder (above). My guess is they’re still too busy redubbing the main characters to show much more at this time. I’m still too busy to care.