“It’s a Small World” Will Be a Movie. Pray for the Parents


Joe Penniston

It’s a world of remakes, a world of crap
And a Disney company full of pap
There’s so much to remake
But it’s all a mistake
With your lunch hurled after all!

The director for this is Turtletaub
Who has made a deal with Beelzebub
He’s done films with Nic Cage
But none that so enrage
Or make me fall curled in a ball!

About Author

Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist