It’s the Autoblow 2, a Machine That Does EXACTLY What It Sounds Like



It’s not Japanese. It’s made by an American expat living in China. And he is SUPER-enthused about it. Way too enthused.

Look, nothing I can say can top what’s in the (slightly NSFW) commercial he’s made. Nor should it. Except that this may be the only time that a douche selling a product which (theoretically) both sucks dick and blows goats is a selling point.

via 7Deadly