Assimilate Beer Faster With the Borg Cube Fridge


Resistance is futile. Tolerance is irrelevant. The Borg want to get you fucked up in the best way, with this refrigerator that holds 9 of 9 beers. Because screw tea, Earl Grey, hot, am I right? Beer, ice cold, from a Borg Cube cares not for your objections.

Although if your capacity for booze is closer to that of a Klingon than an Ensign Crusher, you might need two.