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Top-Down Smackdown: Monkeying Around



Since we seem to be between major storyline beats at the moment, this week’s wrestling item is somewhat more frivolous. You know, like everyone else, I wish Vince McMahon would get over his apparent fear of having a black world champion. Then I look at the toys above, and I absolutely cringe to think of how wildly inappropriate the merchandise might get.

Speaking of inappropriate – does anybody else have questions about the tail placement in these photos? Are we SURE it’s a tail?

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