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Okay, Um…Some Dude Accidentally Boiled a My Little Pony Toy in His Own Semen


 

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I…

I…I….

I just…

WHAT?

For quite some time now, the “Pony Cum Jar Project” has been going down in the shadows, with one anonymous man collecting all of his ejaculations in a jar, containing a Rainbow Dash toy. This week, the man was horrified to find that the jar, which had been stored too close to a heat radiator, had evidently caramelized the glucose in his semen. The resulting stench was reportedly too unbarable to continue the “project”.

Okay then.

WHAAAAAT?????

I cannot add to this. Just…how?

I will never sleep again. Or eat. Or sexually function. Tell my wife kids ain’t happening, if you please. It’s monastery time.

YO, DON’T BLAME ME – YOU CLICKED TO SEE THIS.

 

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via Horse-News

Source: Horse-News.net via Jezebel