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Okay, Um…Some Dude Accidentally Boiled a My Little Pony Toy in His Own Semen

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I…

I…I….

I just…

WHAT?

For quite some time now, the “Pony Cum Jar Project” has been going down in the shadows, with one anonymous man collecting all of his ejaculations in a jar, containing a Rainbow Dash toy. This week, the man was horrified to find that the jar, which had been stored too close to a heat radiator, had evidently caramelized the glucose in his semen. The resulting stench was reportedly too unbarable to continue the “project”.

Okay then.

WHAAAAAT?????

I cannot add to this. Just…how?

I will never sleep again. Or eat. Or sexually function. Tell my wife kids ain’t happening, if you please. It’s monastery time.

YO, DON’T BLAME ME – YOU CLICKED TO SEE THIS.

 

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via Horse-News

Source: Horse-News.net via Jezebel

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist

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