For quite some time now, the “Pony Cum Jar Project” has been going down in the shadows, with one anonymous man collecting all of his ejaculations in a jar, containing a Rainbow Dash toy. This week, the man was horrified to find that the jar, which had been stored too close to a heat radiator, had evidently caramelized the glucose in his semen. The resulting stench was reportedly too unbarable to continue the “project”.
I cannot add to this. Just…how?
I will never sleep again. Or eat. Or sexually function. Tell my wife kids ain’t happening, if you please. It’s monastery time.
YO, DON’T BLAME ME – YOU CLICKED TO SEE THIS.