Cartoons, Movies, Toys

The Semi-Naked Statue of a Woman Dressed as Boba Fett as Mickey Mouse You Were Looking for


NOTE: Cesar Romero nipple-covers are not included

I think the snout suggests an Angry Birds influence, as well.

Hey Disney, since you own the rights to all of this now (except the snout, maybe, but you can always say it’s Gamorrean) can I see a stand-alone movie about this character? It only has to be about five minutes long, really. $239 seems like a lot to actually get the toy – if indeed this qualifies as a toy, and I say it does – but maybe she can cameo as Mrs. Buzz Lightyear in the next Toy Story. I think Buzz would like that. Tim Allen, too.

The gloves and boots suggest bear claws – the Mickey-esque ears may be more based on Bearbricks, after all, though they in turn were probably inspired by Mickey to begin with – which implies that this female Mandalorian has the right to bear AND bare arms. The green gauntlets suggest it’s an Emp-bear Strikes Back version, and the fact that I even wrote this about what is obviously the product of masturbatory fan fiction and too much time on somebody’s hands suggests that I am the fool.

But you’d buy one too if it were cheap, right? For…a “friend”?

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist