Miscellaneous, Puppets

What You Do With a Manicorn Hand-Puppet Is Your Business

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Forget Manos – “mani” is the REAL hand of fate. And I think we all know what people might do once they get them “in hand.” According to the description, “Unicorn Man,” well, “Runs the biggest corporation in Fantasyland.” I would assume he therefore has a firm grip on its operations, running up and down the long, hard, corridor of power to ensure a decent output.

No, wait. It gets better…

Perfect for cheering up the person in the next cubicle or breaking the ice with strangers on long elevator rides.

Dreams do come true in Fantasyland!

Sometimes a unicorn man has to take care of business

Beavis takes care of business, sir…

And in the real world, for $17. But here, you do need to be more careful about who you “cheer up.” The action figures in your boiling jars should welcome their new friend, however.

Surely you cannot say “Neigh.”

About Author

Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist