Forget Manos – “mani” is the REAL hand of fate. And I think we all know what people might do once they get them “in hand.” According to the description, “Unicorn Man,” well, “Runs the biggest corporation in Fantasyland.” I would assume he therefore has a firm grip on its operations, running up and down the long, hard, corridor of power to ensure a decent output.
No, wait. It gets better…
Perfect for cheering up the person in the next cubicle or breaking the ice with strangers on long elevator rides.
Dreams do come true in Fantasyland!
Sometimes a unicorn man has to take care of business
Beavis takes care of business, sir…
Surely you cannot say “Neigh.”