These women have balls all over their bodies. They’re total ball-divers. Kickin’ it in the balls. Enjoying an experience that busted many ball sacks. Balls.
Oh, but it gets better. The place this ball pit is located is called the Pearlfisher Gallery. So the balls are basically giving them Pearlfisher necklaces. Being a real Pearlfisher means going balls-deep. It’s no wonder this place is so popular that it’s by appointment only: you have to make it hard to enjoy the full effect of the Pearlfisher’s immersion in balls.
There is also a bar in the gallery. I really hope they serve warm nuts.
via Vice, who were surprisingly way less childish about the whole thing.
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.)
Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist