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“My Logo on a Bootleg My Little Pony Giant Inflatable Sex Doll, You Say?”


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If we’re suppressing our gag reflex long enough to think critically, this “Inflatable Pony Sexy Girl” isn’t really a great sex toy. It’s one piece and thus does not have the usual orifices.

Not that such a minor complication saved poor Rainbow Dash in the jar, mind you.

But while every other outlet reporting on this unusual (you wish) item is mostly feigning shock, my eye was caught by a very particular product detail:

We can add your logo, slogan or other message

Where, dear readers, would you suggest placement of the logo should be?

No, I’m not getting a TR blow-up pony. It’s…um…strictly hypothetical. Yep.

h/t Anyone00 in the weekend thread.