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“My Logo on a Bootleg My Little Pony Giant Inflatable Sex Doll, You Say?”

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If we’re suppressing our gag reflex long enough to think critically, this “Inflatable Pony Sexy Girl” isn’t really a great sex toy. It’s one piece and thus does not have the usual orifices.

Not that such a minor complication saved poor Rainbow Dash in the jar, mind you.

But while every other outlet reporting on this unusual (you wish) item is mostly feigning shock, my eye was caught by a very particular product detail:

We can add your logo, slogan or other message

Where, dear readers, would you suggest placement of the logo should be?

No, I’m not getting a TR blow-up pony. It’s…um…strictly hypothetical. Yep.

h/t Anyone00 in the weekend thread.

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist