Cartoons, Music

“Snoppen och Snippan”: The Swedish Cartoon Genitals Song, for Kids

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As part of a children’s show about health and the body, this Swedish music video depicts anthropomorphic penises and vaginas being friends – especially one old woman vagina who seems particularly happy.

The lyrics (which sound much, much better in Swedish) include lines such as “Here comes the penis at full pace”, and “the vagina is cool, you better believe it, even on an old lady. It just sits there so elegantly”.

And it seems that “snoppen and “snippan” are the Swedish words for the naughty bits, which could lead to a whole lot of misunderstandings – guys, suffice it to say that if a Swedish woman ever grabs your junk and says “Snoppen, snippan,” she is probably wanting something good, and not necessarily planning to castrate you. Swedish dudes, vice versa – if an American woman says that to you, run the other way as fast as you can.

h/t Anyone00

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