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This Insanely Detailed Tumbler Batmobile Toy Does Everything Short of Physically Pleasuring You



It’s not just a remote-control Batmobile that can seat a 6-inch figure. Oh no.

It’s controlled by your Android or iOS device, first of all. And that includes the moving spoilers, hydraulics, opening cockpit, 23 LEDs, onboard motherfucking camera with NIGHT VISION, and voice-intercom function. And that figure? 36 points of articulation, interchangeable hands, feet, capes and facial expressions. Plus order early and you get the harness and ski-mask to turn him into pre-Batman.

No, it’s not cheap – it’ll run you about five thousand Hong Kong dollars (around $650 US). You don’t really need that down payment on a new house, though, right?

Also my headline may be exaggerating. I’m sure some of you can find a way to pleasure yourselves with it. Check out the video of all the details below…

via Comics Alliance

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist