This Insanely Detailed Tumbler Batmobile Toy Does Everything Short of Physically Pleasuring You


It’s not just a remote-control Batmobile that can seat a 6-inch figure. Oh no.

It’s controlled by your Android or iOS device, first of all. And that includes the moving spoilers, hydraulics, opening cockpit, 23 LEDs, onboard motherfucking camera with NIGHT VISION, and voice-intercom function. And that figure? 36 points of articulation, interchangeable hands, feet, capes and facial expressions. Plus order early and you get the harness and ski-mask to turn him into pre-Batman.

No, it’s not cheap – it’ll run you about five thousand Hong Kong dollars (around $650 US). You don’t really need that down payment on a new house, though, right?

Also my headline may be exaggerating. I’m sure some of you can find a way to pleasure yourselves with it. Check out the video of all the details below…

via Comics Alliance