Rocket Raccoon Has Human Boobs Now and I Am So Confused


Well, technically that’s “Rocket Raccooch,” as portrayed by uber-nerdy porn actress April O’Neil, in the upcoming Gnardians of the Galaxy. But, er, why? Gamora and Nebula weren’t sufficient for fantasy female fulfillment? Did they do a survey and find that the males in the audience really wanted to fuck a raccoon, but only if it’s played by a woman because anything else would obviously be too gay?

You know who has to be even more conflicted about this than I? Bradley Cooper.

[To see the full NSFW poster, which includes a Groot character shaped like a giant penis, check it out on Twitter]