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Rocket Raccoon Has Human Boobs Now and I Am So Confused

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Well, technically that’s “Rocket Raccooch,” as portrayed by uber-nerdy porn actress April O’Neil, in the upcoming Gnardians of the Galaxy. But, er, why? Gamora and Nebula weren’t sufficient for fantasy female fulfillment? Did they do a survey and find that the males in the audience really wanted to fuck a raccoon, but only if it’s played by a woman because anything else would obviously be too gay?

You know who has to be even more conflicted about this than I? Bradley Cooper.

[To see the full NSFW poster, which includes a Groot character shaped like a giant penis, check it out on Twitter]

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist