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Want Someone to Eat a Bag of Dicks? Now You Can Make It Happen


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It’s not like there haven’t been candy penises before. I’d wager that as soon as candy was first invented, there was a wiener-shaped sample made for fun seconds later. But a website that sends a bag of gummy schlongs anonymously, along with a note that reads “Eat a bag of dicks”? That’s creative spin.

It’s also kind of a nice way to argue with somebody. It’s insulting, but gives them candy too, so they don’t get too freaked out and think somebody on the Internet wants to kill them. The company even specifically says:

This site was created to put a smile on peoples faces. It’s not meant to be a threat or a way to bully. If you are sending this with the intent to ruin someones day, then maybe its you who needs to eat a bag of dicks.

It probably still violates some harassment laws somewhere, though, so use the service with care. But if you’re mad at me, I’ll take the candy in a heartbeat.

via Buzzfeed