Food & Drink

Want Someone to Eat a Bag of Dicks? Now You Can Make It Happen



It’s not like there haven’t been candy penises before. I’d wager that as soon as candy was first invented, there was a wiener-shaped sample made for fun seconds later. But a website that sends a bag of gummy schlongs anonymously, along with a note that reads “Eat a bag of dicks”? That’s creative spin.

It’s also kind of a nice way to argue with somebody. It’s insulting, but gives them candy too, so they don’t get too freaked out and think somebody on the Internet wants to kill them. The company even specifically says:

This site was created to put a smile on peoples faces. It’s not meant to be a threat or a way to bully. If you are sending this with the intent to ruin someones day, then maybe its you who needs to eat a bag of dicks.

It probably still violates some harassment laws somewhere, though, so use the service with care. But if you’re mad at me, I’ll take the candy in a heartbeat.

via Buzzfeed

About Author

Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist