Sexy Rocket in the Guardians of the Galaxy Porn Is Still Confusing My Impulses


Rocket Raccoon. With boobs. And a sex toy that is, in fact, the reincarnation of Baby Groot (or “Groin,” as he’s called in this). Played by Ninja Turtle fangirl April O’Neil.

I feel like Furry fetishists will be disappointed with the reveal of smooth skin, and everyone else will just be…I dunno…facepalming? But the real news here is that yes, Gnardians of the Galaxy Part 1 is now online.

io9 has an exclusive on the trailer – damn them! – which isn’t completely safe for work when it comes to language, but is impressive in how well the “actors not primarily known for their acting” impersonate the real thing.