Guess How KFC in Japan Is Promoting New Chicken BREASTS. Go on, Guess!

If you guessed “A giant sentient piece of fried chicken with huge boobs that the Colonel wants to fuck,” you were correct.

RocketNews24 has the cartoon backstory:

[There’s a] male hunk of meat [who]is Momofu (roughly “thigh guy”), while she’s Muneko (“breast girl”). Apparently, they are a newly married couple. He proposed to her with a manly hone-don (a play on the kabe-don meme using the word “hone” or “bone”) and she keeps things hot and heavy with her sweet sayings and poses.

Gotta love proposals made with manly bones.