If you absolutely, positively cannot stop texting even while you’re eating KFC, you not only have at least a 50/50 chance of being a douche, but you’re also greasing up your phone. There’s only one part of that problem KFC is capable of fixing, and they have, with the Tray Typer – a paper-thin keyboard that also serves as your tray insert. It’s rechargeable, and connects to your device via Bluetooth. Presumably if your arteries harden into critical condition mid-eating, it will allow you to quickly alert someone…it had better, since everyone else in the place will now be too busy texting to pay attention to you falling over.
So far these are only available in Germany, but much like the music of David Hasselhoff, I imagine it will catch on here eventually.
KFC – Tray Typer from This is for the jury on Vimeo.
via The Verge