Meet Hot Angel. The xenomorph with boobs. Or, if you prefer, a Witchblade wielder with an Aliens fetish. Either way, it’s an articulated figure of a mostly naked anime woman who somehow crawled inside an alien shell and thought it was hot – and not the kind of “hot” that involves left-over acidic blood burning your flesh off. Or maybe this is what happens when Facehuggers impregnate body-pillows.
And this is officially licensed. Watch the video below for an English guy at Ani-Com and Games Hong Kong (ACGHK) 2015 rather flatly describing her without a single “huh-huh.” He’s, like, civilized.
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.)
Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist