The Perfect Toy for Your Friend Who Has Sex Fantasies About Aliens


Meet Hot Angel. The xenomorph with boobs. Or, if you prefer, a Witchblade wielder with an Aliens fetish. Either way, it’s an articulated figure of a mostly naked anime woman who somehow crawled inside an alien shell and thought it was hot – and not the kind of “hot” that involves left-over acidic blood burning your flesh off. Or maybe this is what happens when Facehuggers impregnate body-pillows.

And this is officially licensed. Watch the video below for an English guy at Ani-Com and Games Hong Kong (ACGHK) 2015 rather flatly describing her without a single “huh-huh.” He’s, like, civilized.