Trailer for the All-Male Jurassic World Porno From Thailand


Bryce Dallas Howard’s character is still in heels and makeup – but she’s a dude. The dinosaurs? Dudes in (insanely bad) suits. And I think they might even be having sex with that guy in the picture. The trailer only calls it “The exciting between human and dinosaur.”

In general it seems to have a lot more plot than your typical Axel Braun parody, though it may just be that they can’t show much man-on-man in a Thai trailer. If you attempt to combat that in the courts, I guess you’d be a real Thai fighter.

Sorry, no gay Thai porn stars apparently look much like Chris Pratt. But if it’s any consolation, the music is an awesome mix of a whole new stripe.

via Kotaku