When Crossbows Are Outlawed, Only Outlaw Lamps Will Have Daryl Dixon’s Crossbow
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Now here’s a light fixture that will make me bolt…straight to the bank so I can get the money to own this Walking Dead illuminator. If I were the dad in A Christmas Story, this is the lamp I’d want as a very special award.
It is decorative only, so if a real zombie attack happens, don’t just think you can break the base off and use it as a weapon. But feel free to daydream to that effect.
For $71.99, it seems like it ought to come with a light bulb. I’m guessing it doesn’t because the manufacturers are concerned that if Daryl’s light dies, you riot…and they don’t want it to be against them.
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist