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Kevin Bacon Wants You to See His Penis

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You’re probably thinking the headline is somehow a clever joke. Maybe he has a dog named “penis.” Maybe he owns a mummified dinosaur dick that he’s showing off. Nope. This is pretty much what it is – a call for more male nudity onscreen, mostly his own.

Obviously it’s tongue-in-cheek, and a play on his famous shower scene in Wild Things, but his pitch to be in a Marvel movie with an Infinity Stone on the tip of his wiener sure sounds good to me. And the hashtag he suggests at the end will only lead to trouble – even with the disclaimer, you know somebody’s gonna take him up on it.

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist