You’re probably thinking the headline is somehow a clever joke. Maybe he has a dog named “penis.” Maybe he owns a mummified dinosaur dick that he’s showing off. Nope. This is pretty much what it is – a call for more male nudity onscreen, mostly his own.
Obviously it’s tongue-in-cheek, and a play on his famous shower scene in Wild Things, but his pitch to be in a Marvel movie with an Infinity Stone on the tip of his wiener sure sounds good to me. And the hashtag he suggests at the end will only lead to trouble – even with the disclaimer, you know somebody’s gonna take him up on it.