Passing the Popcorn Will Kill You in Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2


Courtesy of BioWare, the Grass Effect mech will be a pre-order bonus in the new game, which just released the gameplay trailer below set on a moon base. If there aren’t any whaler zombies there I’ll be very disappointed, despite the corn stalks that fire popcorn missiles and the Droideka-like orange that can fold into a basketball or expand into a walker.

And I will buy it no matter what, because there is another person in my apartment who will make me.

We’re zombies on the moon, we look like a cartoon, so we do this dance as we kill some plants, and your wife plays this past noon.