Science, Tech

Don’t Be Jealous of the Man With a Push-Button Bionic Penis




“We can re-bone him. We have the technology.”

It sounds kind of awesome – an eight-inch bionic dick that be made hard at the touch of a button. And then you hear what Mohammed Abad had to go through to get one.

-The loss of his actual penis and testicle when he was six, due to being dragged under a moving car.

-119 surgeries, including a final 11-hour procedure.

-Two weeks with a constant boner afterwards.

And yet there is probably at least one dude out there going, “All that for a remote-control robo-dick bigger than my own? Totally worth it.” Also, there’s probably a pornographer opening his checkbook right now to see what it takes to hire Mr. Abad.

h/t Gallen Dugall

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist