Nerdery, Tech

Finally, an Affordable Butt-Shaped Lamp for Slapping

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Slap it, pinch it or gently squeeze this tantalising tactile bottom to turn it on, diffusing a warm glow to light up your room.

Well okay then. Originally sold in a super-limited expensive run, these anal illuminators are finally available at the comparatively affordable price of $230 (converted from UK pounds). that may sound like a lot for a light, but it’s far less than hiring a real person to let you spank them. So I’ve heard.

I’d be a little worried about spending all that money to feed an urge only to have it crap out quickly. When you put in the bulb, are you then screwing in┬áthe ass? You’ll need that bulb, because I hear the sun won’t shine inside it.

Huh-huh. Butt.

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist