Slap it, pinch it or gently squeeze this tantalising tactile bottom to turn it on, diffusing a warm glow to light up your room.
Well okay then. Originally sold in a super-limited expensive run, these anal illuminators are finally available at the comparatively affordable price of $230 (converted from UK pounds). that may sound like a lot for a light, but it’s far less than hiring a real person to let you spank them. So I’ve heard.
I’d be a little worried about spending all that money to feed an urge only to have it crap out quickly. When you put in the bulb, are you then screwing in the ass? You’ll need that bulb, because I hear the sun won’t shine inside it.