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3Fap, the Crowd-Fundable Sex Toy With Its Own Theme Song

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The Indiegogo page for this somewhat self-explanatory device is a treasure trove of awesome possible-bullshit, including this gem:

Here’s the formula we used to determine optimal suction – it’s called Bernoulli‚Äôs formula :

But really, all you need to see is the sing-along jingle they came up with. (No profane words, but you might not want to play it at work nonetheless.)

Well, it brightened up my day, anyway. So cheery.

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist