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3Fap, the Crowd-Fundable Sex Toy With Its Own Theme Song


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The Indiegogo page for this somewhat self-explanatory device is a treasure trove of awesome possible-bullshit, including this gem:

Here’s the formula we used to determine optimal suction – it’s called Bernoulli’s formula :

But really, all you need to see is the sing-along jingle they came up with. (No profane words, but you might not want to play it at work nonetheless.)

Well, it brightened up my day, anyway. So cheery.