An Ode to David Bowie’s Penis Bulge in Labyrinth


Self-explanatory headline, no?

I do think it would have been funnier done as a more direct Bowie impersonation/parody. But if you think a lack of fealty to source is going to stop me running a story about a Goblin King’s wang, you just don’t know me at all.

Here’s the real one:

(fun fact: Julia is a huge Jennifer Connelly fan but has no idea who David Bowie is)