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An Ode to David Bowie’s Penis Bulge in Labyrinth

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bowiebulge

Self-explanatory headline, no?

I do think it would have been funnier done as a more direct Bowie impersonation/parody. But if you think a lack of fealty to source is going to stop me running a story about a Goblin King’s wang, you just don’t know me at all.

Here’s the real one:

(fun fact: Julia is a huge Jennifer Connelly fan but has no idea who David Bowie is)

About Author

Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist