Cartoons, Food & Drink

In Which Tony the Tiger Enhances a Hooker’s Oral Skills With Frosted Flakes

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Via a spoof site that repeatedly links to the actual Kellogg’s website as if it were affiliated, some new (fake) commercials depict Tony the Tiger looking up kids who were in his commercials 30 years ago to see what they’re doing now, and how he can “help.”

In the first, he gives one lady of the night’s hooking skills a boost thanks to the vitamins and iron in his pre-sweetened cereal. At least two more are promised.

Also, this must be someone’s actual fetish.

via Adweek

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