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Most Fetishistic Star Wars Stormtrooper Figure Ever Is Now up for Preorder


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Well, do I lie?

“One third scale”? What, pray tell, would be 1:1? A woman with flamingo proportions? Saying this is reduced scale kind of assumes that if you upsized it by three, an actual human like that could exist. I think not.

We must assume, however, that pigeon-toed, high-heeled Stormtroopers with boob-hugging tops are somebody’s fetish, and that Disney has not seen fit to withdraw 3A’s license.

Though I do like the disclaimer: “ThreeA reserves the right to cancel the orders if improper purpose is suspected.” In other words, if you send the company an email asking if this will fit in your butt, they might not sell you one. So be discreet.

Only $350, y’all.