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Mashup Video: Celebrities Masturbate to The Force Awakens Trailer

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Oh, this video gets me. It gets me very well indeed. And if you got a “nerd boner” watching the new Star Wars trailer, it gets you too.

Dropping in the new trailer as fap material in some neo-classic movie masturbation scenes isn’t “satire” – it’s truth. Whether you’ll admit it or not.

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