Miscellaneous, Nerdery

Scrote ‘N’ Tote, the Backpack That Looks Like a Realistic Nutsack, Needs Your Donations

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To quote Michael Keaton in Batman, “You wanna get nuts? Let’s get nuts.”

He forgot to add, “And then wear them on our back.”

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This is the way of the world. Daniel Bitton of Quebec, Canada, had a ballsack backpack custom made, from his own design, for an independent film. When a photo of him slinging it over his shoulder hit the Internet, naturally he was barraged with requests to know where one could be purchased. So he has now taken to Indiegogo to see just how serious said requests were, and how quickly they’d translate into donations (it’s already almost a third of the way there). And in case you were wondering – we know you were – there is also an “ebony” version in addition to the “ivory” shown. Coincidentally, all of this is one reason Stevie Wonder is sometimes glad to be blind.

Do you have the stones to just kick it with a totes my-scrotes? It’s time to see if you’re a real baller. Just how much can you pack in that sack? It’s time to see who the real Senhor Testiculo is. Don’t get mad – go nad.

h/t Ben Jackendoff

About Author

Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist