No, I’m not talking to those of you who already masturbate to Star Wars movies. Too literal.
Instead, this fan film imagines what your relationship would be like if you treated a woman you loved the same way you’ve treated Star Wars as a property over the years.
Honestly, you should be ashamed. But it’s probably for the best that she’s finally breaking up with George.
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist
