HERE IS NOW A ROBOT THAT CAN SCREAM AT YOU AND PEE ON YOU SIMULTANEOUSLY.
Of course, these two horrifying robots are being made in Japan (but you knew that already, didn’t you).
?Well, not really. In fact, there was never any chance of anyone ever ponying up…
GODDAMMIT, JAPAN, WHY ARE YOU DETERMINED TO KILL EVERYBODY WITH ROBOTS
This Coke machine distributes more than 100 different sodas and takes up the same space as a regular soda fountain. It is my new god.
That would be in the ’80s, for those of you who are younger than 20 or so.
Delicious, perfect pancakes that a machine makes for you.
As long as you don’t mind the dancers in questions being about 6-inches tall.
We’re almost certainly going to fuck this up. I bet we program the corpse-eating robots to eat us, too.