Normally, I at least enjoy the trailers for Wood Rocket’s porn parodies, to say nothing…
Browsing: “April O’Neil”
Why should time with a bastardized movie when the perfect adaptation of TMNT is already on my TV? Here are ten semi-SPOILERY reasons why you should give Nickelodeon’s cartoon a shot.
Rocket Raccoon. With boobs. And a sex toy that is, in fact, the reincarnation of Baby Groot (or “Groin,” as he’s called in this).
You know who has to be even more conflicted about this than I? Bradley Cooper.
We appreciate a good Doctor Who porn parody, but did this one make the grade?