Here’s the 50 spookiest (and kookiest) Wacky Packages cards ever made.
I’m so stupid I can’t even believe I’m still alive.
Mars Attacks is 50 years old. In celebration of this milestone in the field of cards featuring crazy violence, there’s some neat books coming out.
Basically, here are 20 specific reasons the Mars Attacks cards were almost instantly banned in the ’60s.
Which is a bonus if you want to clone everybody’s favorite SHIELD agent, I suppose.
I’m keeping my fingers crossed that there’s a song in this Mars Attacks music performed entirely in “Ack Ack” speech.
?? It’s not Vera, but Mal’s gun has its own unique charm. You can pre-order…
No, if I wait just a few more years, I’m sure these Jurassic Park Slurpee cups will be worth something…
You know what the best part of these “give me ideas for shit” contests are? It’s that I don’t have to do the normally wonderful but always time-consuming HMs.