Food & Drink 13 Aug 15 Luke Y. Thompson Now Beer Really Is the Breakfast of Champions, as General Mills Introduces “HefeWheaties” Better get your whole grain...better drink some beer? Based on the superficial connections Read More
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Food & Drink 12 Apr 13 Luke Y. Thompson Because Moving Your Mouth Is Hard: Cereal-Flavored Milk! Feels a bit like the G-rated equivalent of selling agave-flavored worms so you Read More
Daily Lists 29 May 12 David Wolinsky 7 Cereals That Have Inexplicably Changed Mascots You don't have to be Don Draper or even capable of one of Read More
Comics 3 Apr 12 Rob Bricken The Amazing Spider-Man Engages in a Bit of Amazing Superdickery Kellogg's is doing a Spider-Man promotion where people get to see oddly formatted, Read More
Daily Lists 19 Jan 12 Chris Cummins The 14 Greatest Pieces of Muppet Merchandise ?In the years following the death of Jim Henson, it seemed unthinkable that Read More
Daily Lists 13 Jan 12 Shaun Clayton 6 Videogames That Spawned Unhealthy Foods ?If there's anything better than wasting your life playing videogames, it's shortening your Read More
Cartoons 21 Jul 11 Jon Gutierrez 8 Facts About Smurfs That Are Actually Kind of Interesting ?If you lived through the 1980s, chances are you owned, listened to or Read More
Daily Lists 26 Apr 10 Brian Trumble 5 Nerdy Cereals That (Deservedly) Failed ?Cereal has always been a breakfast foods staple. Kids and adults alike, millions Read More