Via a spoof site that repeatedly links to the actual Kellogg’s website as if it…
Holler at me when somebody realizes that Lucky Charms Irish Coffee is an insanely good idea.
Would be fine if they hadn’t set you up to expect more.
I’m not sure I can fully express how exponentially stupider I feel as a human being for having typed those words above.
Feels a bit like the G-rated equivalent of selling agave-flavored worms so you can bypass the joy of drinking tequila to get to them, but what the hell.
Some of the cereals that have had their mascots changed for apparently no reason other than to be spoofed on one of those I Love the ’80s shows.
Well, at least he’s finally being funny.
If this were truly the best of all possible world, The Muppet Store will still be open. Just sayin’.
Did you know Christian Bale once shilled Pac-Man cereal? You will if you read this list.
Read ’em and smurf.