The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant when compared to the Force, but the Force is also pretty insignificant when compared to a parking ticket.
A daily list perfect for those double majoring in Criminal Justice and ’80s Cartoon Pop Culture!
Note to self: Cancel Tron Legacy screening plans in South Carolina
Jesus, Batman. You’re a goddamn billionaire, and Taco Bell has that $2 meal deal currently going on. Is this really necessary?
Obviously, it would be nice if the nerds had managed to win without pummeling their attackers’ fists with their heads, but whatever.
All the shit that’s fit to print while my plane out of San Diego is boarding.
Darth Vader robbed a bank this morning. Luke must be so disappointed.
Or, “Dipshit Tries to Steal Comic on Free Comic Book Day.”