Crime Archive

Gene Simmons is one of the greatest douchebags of our time, but I'd

?There's absolutely nothing I could say to make the truth sound any more

?From the Kokomo Perspective (courtesy of Kotaku):Two weeks ago, Howard County Sheriff's Department

?Since a few of you mentioned the conflict between legendary fantasy painter Frank

?I think Frank Frazetta might have spent too much time painting Conan and

?The headline for tomorrow's Daily Bugle will read "Spider-Man: Threat and Menace," and

?From the L.A. Times:A Spider-Man impersonator was arrested on outstanding criminal warrants today after an

?From the Baltimore Sun:Hours earlier, someone had broken into John Pontolillo's house and taken

This is one of those stories that I think my words never really