Considering the worst part of The Fifth Element was its plot, I’m happy to see him try to take a pre-existing story and give it that style.
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There’s an incredible 40 minute 3D Imax sizzle reel hidden somewhere within this two-hour-plus misfire.
“Hey, uhhhh….Thpider-man. Iz that, like, an orgasmic web-shooter? Heh-heh-huh, yeah, that would be cool.”
The CG is more polished, which makes the film seems less tacky. But I’m still concerned we’ve already seen every surprise the movie can offer.
When you’re at the end of a panel, and you, the moderator, say, “Okay, if you have a ticket numbered…” you need to make very sure that tickets were given out