Oh hell no!
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Today in Blu-ray: Bronx apocalypse, unofficial Evil Dead and Czech vampires
Literally. Because it takes place in our nation’s capital.
Vikings, Nazis, kung fu, Hasselhoff song, the dino-human hybrid Tricera-cop…it’s all here.
Presumably if your arteries harden into critical condition while eating, it will allow you to quickly alert someone
I am now firmly convinced this will be the best movie of the year to feature Thor as a character. Sorry, Joss.
Hulk Hogan Crazy Taxi, The Rock vs. the Hoff, Lego Dolores Umbridge: Origins and more!
Justin Bieber will presumably be following in the proud tradition of George Clooney Bat-nipples as he screws up an iconic role even worse than Val Kilmer did.
I would totally change my tune if they revealed that this is actually a big-screen Thunder in Paradise.
Reality appears to be folding back on itself in The B-Team, which sounds like a cross between JCVD and MacGruber