Star Tours, for those unfamiliar, is a Disney theme-park ride that’s a 3D motion simulator…
Considering he already got convincingly molested by a baboon….
What do we do while we wait for Star Wars land?
So…I guess Disney figures the Chinese appreciate hacking more than we do? Way to stereotype, Disney!
Ultimately, being Brad Bird’s least-best film is still pretty good.
With Disney never hesitant to milk every asset, you can bet your frosty balls it’ll be in the movie they eventually make based on the ride based on a different movie.
Not satisfied with selling Tomorrowland as a Disney movie where kids stare at things in awe, the mouse house has released a new trailer that sells it as an action film
Is it possible they held off on the movie until the character could be brought back “in person”?
I grant you, that’s probably not a comparison Disney wants to hear, but that’s totally the vibe I’m getting.
There’s a magic city of the future right in front of him, but Mr. Sexiest Man Alive is too cool to look at it, apparently.