And when I say “greatest,” I clearly mean “unbelievably awful, incoherent and wrong on every level imaginable.”
Mattel introduces Monster High. I don’t want to blow your mind, but it’s about girls, who are monsters, in high school.
From Manglors to the dolls every girl wanted but no parent could ever find without committing some kind of felony.
Tonner’s Lara Croft is a masterpiece of awesomeness.
Give your daughter these Evangelion dolls; they probably won’t become dead goddesses or end up naked in a bathtub somewhere.