“Who wouldn’t want to escape to the land of Whoreville, where no matter how bad…
Browsing: “Dr. Seuss”
“Temps are raising in the desert, so this week I started to get the pool up and running for the summer.”
Rob Zombie’s French Revolution, Tara Reid’s Sharknado perfume and Paul Feig’s female Ghostbusters all feature in stories you may have missed from last week.
Because their total ruination of the story last time (not to mention apparent corruption of young Taylor Momsen) didn’t hurt our eyeballs or molest our memories enough.
I’ve always liked hanging colored balls, but this just puts a dark spin on that notion.
The good Doctor’s characters haven’t been this mutated since Jim Carrey and Mike Myers tried to play them.
You really want to risk another one of these?
Here’s Big Boi from OutKast reading How the Grinch Stole Christmas aloud, occasionally reading a bit much into innocently written phrases like “Who hash.”
The saddest part is that “shark week” is actually a fantastic nickname for menstruation.