We here at Topless Robot got to spend a long, caffeine and Cheetos filled weekend with the latest entry, Elder Scrolls Online. Here’s your first look at what you can expect when you step into the online world of Tamriel.
Bill Blazkowicz, hero of the original Wolfenstein games, has been in a coma for 14 years. He awakened in 1960 to some rather terrible news: Hitler won the war.
The sun has gone dim and the moon has gone black/Forward, up, circle, x, back, back, back
Clearly, the most important armor you can buy in Tamriel is some kind of chastity belt.
And when I say “scourge,” I mean… “not a scourge. At all.”
People who do not have strong moral stands regarding the sun need not apply.
I’m way too pleased with myself for this article title.
There’s not a lot of friendship actually going on here, unless by “friendship” you mean “murder.”
Actually, this Kinect functionality for Skyrim seems pretty reasonable, I must say.
And this time, she’s brought a friend.