I don’t know why the U.S. gets the story trailer and international markets get the action trailer, but I’m too busy salivating over the new footage to ask.
Browsing: “G.I. Joe”
Turns out doing an A-Team riff with G.I. Joe is a massively good idea. Who knew?
And what it’s doing is being completely fucking awesome.
I can’t believe how much I’m looking forward to this movie. I can’t really believe I’m looking forward to it at all.
How did we never notice how insane these things were?
Hungers Games, a good cause, and the best damn G.I. Joe shirt I’ve ever seen.
Admittedly, that’s not a particularly high bar to cross, but this fan-made game is still pretty awesome.
The Rock making fun of Channing Tatum = $65 million opening box office guaranteed.
“G.I. Joes? We’re like an awesome exploding motorcycle. Together, we go really fast. Separate, we still blow a lot of shit up.”
I refer of course to the Korean title for G.I. Joe: Retaliation, which I’ve just made up.