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A drumroll begins The Fox fanfare starts playing The logo appears In 200 or so of

? What's that I see? Is that a brand-new Topless Robot shirt? It

?Let's start with who the winners aren't: Not me. Not me.Yes, I asked

?It's Labor Day weekend. In keeping with the Topless Robot tradition that I

?mythbri said: Alien haiku contest on Topless Robot? Insert probe joke here. Mythbri certainly had it

?Oh, I just know I'm going to regret this, but between the Disturbing

?If I ever suggest another haiku contest on Topless Robot, please don't enter.

?What? It's a three-day holiday weekend? Have comments seemed to be a little